COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

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queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.
thesedeadhandsofmine:

NOCTOPUS
beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

sixpenceee:

Babies are so confusing, it’s like you’re staring at me so intensely but you don’t want to come in my lap? Damn, fine. I see how it is. 

Also cats.

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You are immortal; you’ve existed for billions of years in different manifestations, because you are Life, and Life cannot die. You are in the trees, the butterflies, the fish, the air, the moon, the sun. Wherever you go, you are there, waiting for yourself.

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nevver:

Marcel Duchamp

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smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Nevada Impala
Photo by Beverly Houwing (Beverly Hills, CA, USA); Rhyolite, NV, USA

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petrus-peloponnesus:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

i spat my drink

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Concert ready!!
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